“I am fed up! (says a well known fan…)

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I am fed up of the heartless and laziness “Gazilionnaire Puck Pushers” not playing hockey like they could if they would want to!

“I am the fan that saying that right now!” (says the most well known wanna be official mascot for his much beloved HABS…ME…Virus!)

“Yes right now, my heart is bleeding “tears of unbelievesness*” that you play with no instinct at all!

* (yes… in dog language… it’s a word! It’s means “R U F..KING KIDDING ME”!!!) 

Seriously, I will keep posting my video “The 3 things to do to win the 25th Stanley Cup” until (some of) you “lazy neenies” get what, for generations after generations of fans and players gets, “What does it means to play for the HABS!” (as it is explained in this video).

Since I have been doing these postings, whether with or without videos, I always take the time to pay attention to the way you are on the ice and what you say after the game…game after game after game.

I don’t care that your record is   1-5-1   at the moment, and that the season is 82 games! Start now having good working habits and that will prepare you for the post season and win our 25th Stanley Cup this year!!!!

I use to have fun writing my thoughts and advice to you on the beautiful game of hockey except that since the beginning of this season it’s getting painfully hard to do!

Why you ask? Simple your heart is not there, you play without any confidence, you are rarely the first on the puck (forget in the corners) and you forget constantly to listen to your instinct on the ice!

You are suppose to have fun, when playing hockey, while getting paid more than cats with their 9 lives would earn if they would work…you know cats!

Virus "Anonymus"
Again you guys all play in the same league! You are the privileged “1%” of the population having such talent to earn a living doing what most of us can only fantasize about…PLAYING IN THE NHL!

That’s why I am upset with you , again not because of your record, rather because you “glide and you slide” through this season…from one pay checks to the other!

In the meanwhile, we…the people (one of my cousin wrote some constitution somewhere!) spend our precious time or spend our precious dollars on following you guys…for what…this? NO…NO…NO!!!

So tonight against the Ducks, start showing us (and me) that you do have pride wearing the jerseys and play like a true HABS player does!

BE FIRST ON THE PUCK…AT ALL TIMES!

MOVE CONSTANTLY ON THE ICE WITH SHORT PASSES AND WITH SPEED!

JAM THE DUCK’S FRONT OF THE NET, SHOOT AT IT FROM ALL ANGLES (HITTING ANYTHING ON ITS WAY TO IT) AND BULLDOZED OUT ANYTHING THAT BREATHES IN FRONT OF CAREY! (Sorry if I yell because sometimes I think you are deaf!)

And more than anything… look at your jerseys…feel the pride of wearing it and HAVE FUN trusting your instincts on the ice (oh, and beat the crapp out of the Ducks!)

Virus “Hockey Guru” & Sr Animal Advisor at Clanimal.com 

ps: fellow fans, start that campaign to get me to become the official HABS mascot, by writing to Geoff Molson saying you want me to motivate these guys and because my heart is Montreal Canadiens! The producers made me wear this thing on my head!
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