“I need more proof of the HABS hunger for the 25th Stanley Cup!” says God

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My psychological analyst, the Holy Ghost, confirmed to me the HABS players are not out of Hell yet!” wrote God in one of his tweets about the HABS win against the Senators.

God who knows how to “read” into people’s hart, thinks the HABS are still somewhat uncertain about their capabilities to instil  fear in the minds of their opponents.

God understands and loves his HABS so that’s why he mandated one of his favourite Hip Hop signer JEEZ US to record special uplifting music for the dressing room (you know since PK is gone, let’s say the music is pretty drab!), and give these guys the warrior’s “pucks” (ie: the hockey cohones!) to create fear  and respect on the ice!

Again, here is the video to watch for you guys to understand, how a true HABS thinks, plays and feels like!
Tonight Guys, win for your fans that are thousands to watch the game!

Your #1 fan (and still dreaming to become your next mascot)

Virus “Hockey Guru” & SR Animal Advisor at Clanimal.com

Virus The Dog

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