EXCLUSIVE TO CLANIMAL: “Jeff Loria and David Samson sell the Marlins back to Montreal Interests!
In a shocking interview, from his private luxury office at Marlins Park Stadium, Jeffrey Loria
revealed to Clanimal rogue japanese reporter Neemo Fishtanke, that he and David Samson have
come up to a deal with a group of business interest from Montreal to transfer the Florida Marlins
back to Montreal for the 2018 season.
Mr Loria (and Samson) being art connaisseurs known from one ocean to another, have candidly
admitted feeling gillty after the smelly and splashy ending of their ownership of the Expos in
Montreal in 2004 and later packing their gears and taking the baits of Miami ‘s unique water
temperature in the Keys.
Baseball governors are to give the nod to the transfer as soon as their attorney Fugu Sashimi
will have reviewed all the hooks and fins of the contract.
One aspect the MLB found interesting in the transaction is that some players from Brazil,
the Fin brothers ( Pectoral a 1st base, outfielders Anal, Caudal and Dorsal) who last year
signed a major contract with the Piranhas of Amazon City, said they were willing to learn
French to play in “La Belle Province”, and do their spring swim training in the St-Lawrence!
Rumour has it that PK Subban with sushi Chef Antonio Park have thrown some lines into the
pound to jiggle some interest with the Montreal business community, to become part owners,
with Shark tank “Mr Wonderful” Kevin O’Leary and a retired industry executive, Captain
Highliner, who has been enjoying Microgadus tomcod fishing in Sainte-Anne-de-la-Pérade,
(Virus “Baseball Dog” Clanimal hard at work on the construction ow the future Expos stadium!)
NB (Happy April Fool’s day from Clanimal.com since… you need to be a fool not to love animals!)